Sci-Fi Porn Parodies: One Man’s Journey to Madness
I ended up spending large amounts of time on Thursday unable to write and forced to basically keep my mind occupied. I started coming up with really dumb porn parody names of famous sci-fi properties. Then I started coming up with plot synopses.
We’ll be back to the intellectual stuff on Monday. For now y’all get to share in the weirdness that kept me going all day. It’s, um, it’s really dumb. But it’s also been amusing the hell out of me.
I, Sex Robot
Isaac Asimov’s classic tales of robots come to life. This collection of short pornographic stories explores the meaning of life and answers the question on everyone’s mind: will robots harm humans if that’s their kink?
2001: A Sex Odyssey
Astronauts travel to distant Uranus to seek the meaning of the mysterious Monolicks. Their mission is endangered by the predations of GAL 9000, their nymphomaniac computer that has secretly been building a real body for herself.
Stranger In a Strange Man
This explosive retelling of Robert Heinlen’s semenal masterpiece tells the tale of a human born on Mars who returns to Earth to rediscover his heritage. He ends up exploring his fellow men intimately when he discovers the app known as Grindr.
The Forever Whore
Whoever said that prostitution is the world’s oldest profession didn’t know how right they were. Sarah was a courtesan granted immortality by the world’s first king, Sargon, who has screwed her way through history. Now she is humanity’s last hope to stop an invasion from a sex-crazed alien race from beyond the stars.
I Have No Balls and I Must Cream
This chilling tale of sexual impotence follows the only remaining survivors of the human race. They are trapped underground by a malevolent computer that has castrated all of the men and tortures them for their inability to impregnate the women.
Hitchhiker’s Guide to This Gal’s Ass, Please!
A mysterious traveler with no means of conveyance. A beautiful motorist. Together they travel the stars looking for the mythical planet of lubricant trees, said to be the most pleasurable planet of all.
1969
Big Brother is watching you fuck.
A Canticle for Lesbians
Thousands of years after a nuclear war nearly destroyed the human race a group of women gather together in an ancient monastery to preserve the knowledge of Sapphic love.
The Sexy Case of Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde
Dr. Henry Jekyll has a secret. He likes to dress as a woman named Eleanor Hyde and have sex with strangers.
A PrincAss of Mars
A former Confederate soldier accidentally discovers a portal to Mars. There he discovers a world full of sexy naked aliens. His prowess in battle impresses Martian princesses, who are all hopeless and constantly in need of his assistance.
And…at this point I ran out of good ideas. Once I hit Men In Black Chicks I decided it was time to just stop.
But, hey, feel free to add your own stupid ideas to mine.
