Mike Hunt
Bullshit.IST
Published in
2 min readSep 7, 2016

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Hillary Clinton Switching From Blunts to Vaping

The coughing is becoming a concern

Hillary Clinton is being forced to quit smoking blunts due to her worsening habitual cough, sources say. Witnesses saw the nominee testing out vaping equipment at a vape shop.

“She said she was looking for a healthier way to toke,” said shop owner Tryg Shortles.

Clinton has apparently been a fan of blunts since a 1992 campaign stop at a Beatnuts concert in Queens.

Ever since, she’s been rolling and smoking two to three Garcia y Vega cigars filled with “dank nuggets,” sources say.

“She was worried about the high being different without the nicotine from the blunt wrap, so I sold her some tobacco flavored e-juice at 18% nicotine to mix with her hash oil. It’s got some choice pistachio notes in there,” said Shortles, before trailing off on extract techniques.

Sources close to the nominee hope the switch will lessen the cough, but know it won’t be immediate.

“That many blunts over 24 years had to have done some damage, so it could be months before the cough goes away,” said Doctor Chrondo, Clinton’s supplier. “I told her ass…”

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