Donald Trump Makes Seven Famous Quotes His Own

Jeff Cahlon
Bullshit.IST
Published in
1 min readApr 25, 2017

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Below are seven famous quotes, as they may be said by Donald Trump.

“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. We can always get Mexico to pay for a new one.”

If the glove doesn’t fit, they should make a smaller size.”

There are those that look at things the way they are and ask, ‘Why?’ I dream of things that never were and ask, ‘Why not just say they are anyway?’”

I cannot not tell a lie.”

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. Or if that fails, just pop a couple Tic Tacs.”

It’s amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care that I get the credit.”

There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be blamed on Hillary Clinton.”

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