“Bikers for Trump” FAQs

Devorah Blachor
Bullshit.IST

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Who are Bikers for Trump?

Bikers for Trump are a group of men who ride motorbikes and support Donald Trump.

Why are Bikers for Trump in the news?

Bikers for Trump have vowed to erect a “Wall of Meat” to protect Donald Trump’s inauguration from protestors. Here’s the story!

How is the “Wall of Meat” different from the “Great Wall” that Donald Trump has promised to build on the US/Mexico border?

Bikers for Trump have never asked Congress to finance their Wall. Also, former Mexican President Vicente Fox Quesada has never tweeted a message to Bikers for Trump saying, “Neither today, nor tomorrow nor never Mexico will pay for that stupid wall.”

What is the name of the Bikers for Trump leader who has vowed to erect the Wall of Meat?

Cox.

You are making this whole thing up.

No. I swear, His name is Cox.

Let’s say, for argument’s sake, that I believe you, and the Wall of Meat maker is indeed a man called “Cox”. What has he said exactly?

Cox on Fox:

“In the event that we are needed, we will certainly form a wall of meat. We’ll be shoulder-to-shoulder with our brothers. And we’ll be toe-to-toe with anyone who’s going to break through police barricades.”

Shoulder to shoulder and toe to toe? It sounds as if they are planning to do some kind of jig.

Yes. A Jig of Meat.

What were some of the alternative names for Wall of Meat?

Fence of Foodstuffs

Embankment of Edamame

and

Barricade of Boeuf Bourguignon

Has former Mexican President Vicente Fox Quesada said anything else about the Wall of Meat or the Great Wall on the US/Mexico border?

You know very well that Vicente doesn’t care about the Wall of Meat. He did, however, also tweet, “TRUMP, when will you understand that I am not paying for that fucken wall. Be clear with US tax payers. They will pay for it.”

It sounds like Vicente is one tough hombre. Are you sure he’s not a biker?

I don’t know. But I did find this.

Has Donald Trump ever ridden either a motorcycle or a horse?

Not likely, but he has ridden many escalators. It’s kind of his thing.

Has Donald Trump ever been part of a Wall of Meat?

There are rumors that a video of that very thing exists in his Kompromat.

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