Herbie McDoolittle & SonsIvanka Announces New Chic Protestor Footwear— ‘Stiletto Heals’Black lives matter, especially if they’re well dressed, according to a new shoe line developed by Ivanka Trump.2 min read·Jun 4, 2020----
Herbie McDoolittle & SonsTrump Set To Announce First Oligarch: My Pillow Guy To Own Crack, Opioids, and Bedding SectorTaking a cue from Vladimir Putin, President Trump has decided to place loyal oligarchs in charge of vast segments of the American economy…2 min read·Jun 2, 2020----
Herbie McDoolittle & SonsTrump Ups Psychopathic Lying Quota 25% For Election Stretch RunSenior officials in the Trump 2020 campaign have been issued new daily lying targets representing a 25% increase over previous quotas.2 min read·May 30, 2020--1--1
Herbie McDoolittle & SonsTrump Appoints Himself “Inspectator General” For Entire Government; Tells Democrats To Suck-ItPresident Trump announced today that he has fired all government Inspector Generals and replaced them with himself. Trump’s decision comes…2 min read·May 26, 2020----
Herbie McDoolittle & SonsTrump Silver Lining: Polls Show Douchebags, Morons, And Pedophiles Strongly Support PresidentRecent polling, showing Trump losing ground to Democratic rival Joe Biden, has left White House advisors looking for any grain of good…2 min read·May 24, 2020----
Herbie McDoolittle & Sons“Biden’s A Dick,” Trump Campaign Seeks New 2020 SloganPresident Trump’s 2020 campaign held a secret meeting last month seeking one or two unifying campaign slogans to use on bumper stickers…1 min read·May 22, 2020--1--1
Herbie McDoolittle & SonsTrump Refuses To Wash Hands, Prefers Stink Finger From 2006After repeated attempts to get President Trump to wash his hands, Coronavirus task force doctor Anthony Fauci has finally given up.1 min read·Apr 16, 2020----
Herbie McDoolittle & SonsTrump Vows To Leave “Broke Dick” America For South KoreaPresident Trump tweeted this morning he was sick and tired of living in a “broke dick” country where “the Governors sucked,” and you…2 min read·Apr 15, 2020----
Herbie McDoolittle & SonsToilet Paper Magazine Endorses Trump For 2020Toilet Paper magazine, the leading publication covering the toilet paper industry, has announced that it will formally endorse President…1 min read·Apr 13, 2020----
Herbie McDoolittle & SonsQuaker Oats Orphan Gruel: The Saddest Items Left At The Grocery StoreTwinnings Dirt Flavored Tea w/Echinacea1 min read·Apr 2, 2020--1--1